Nice Ice

Last night Jens said to me as we turned off the lights and got ready for dreamland, "I wonder if the harbor is going to freeze over?"
I answered with big frightful eyes, "I hope not!".
"Why?" he asked, as if my hope was a totally strange request.
"Because then it means that it is REALLY cold",  I answered, as if it was tropically warm.

Then I woke up to this:

 Could somebody please pass me my electric underwear?