Hey MTV – Pimp My Ride!
Old and tired – yes both the bike and me.
Our company moved to the other side of the airport (as you well know from other blogs) and that has now meant that I have to ride my bike even further to get to work. It’s only 10 minutes longer but it’s a very hard 10 minutes because of the wind. The airport landing strip is right at the edge of the coastline and it’s extremely windy there. So 10 minutes in a head wind can become 15 to 20 minutes on top of the normal 20 minute ride. I’m exhausted and sweaty even before clocking in. I’m getting freaked out because it’s not even winter yet and already I’m struggling against the wind in 1st gear. My bike is a clunker so I invested 2,000 kroner to get my bike into shape. It turned out that I had to bring my bike back to the shop to get even more work done as the gear cable broke. I paid 2,200 kroner altogether and on the way home from the bike shop, a bus with a huge ad on the side of it passed me. The ad read, “sale on bikes – only 3;000 kroner. For less than a third of the price more, I could have had a brand new bike. But at least now I was ready for the winter.
Last week while riding my bike to work I had hat, tee-shirt and sweat shirt with hood on. Insulated liner, jacket and gloves. One hand on the handle bar and one hand actually covering my face cuz the damn wind was blowing so hard, it was causing me to breath in more air than I cared too.
I’m ready to cry cuz it’s not even winter yet. I start out my ride freezing and just after half way, my fingers are like Popsicle but my back is sweaty and clammy. I’m holding on for dear life praying that the wind doesn’t blow me out into the street. And I am worried because if this is how it is in early autumn, what’s going to happen to me in winter and then in a winter storm?
One day as a jumbo jet was screaming in my ears as it was landing and I was riding my bike under it – able to cover only one ear while hanging on with the other hand, I shouted out, “MTV – PIMP MY RIDE!!!”
The gods must have heard me because the following day, out of the blue, Jens said, “Let’s go buy a car.”
Unfortunately I had to take these pix with my cell phone but isn't it amazing what the MTV guys did to my bike!!?
Here is the host of the MTV show and his team. The guys did an amazing job pimping my ride - wouldn't you say? Unfortunately my camera has died so I am not yet able to show you the haute interior. It has door to door shag carpet and Danish designer
Arne Jacobson created the
seats. The windshield and side windows were specially made at
Holmegaard glass factory and there is even a
real wood burning fireplace just behind the drivers seat. Push one button and logs for the fire place appear. Press the button again and the logs spin out of sight and in place appears a wet bar and a small fridge with snacks that are served on
Royal Porcelain.
It’s birthday time. My birthday is October 14 and Jens’s birthday is November 7. My big Five-O was last year and Jens’s big Six-O is in just a few days from now. For over a year I’ve been pushing Jens to pick a holiday destination where we could celebrate his special day. We were this close to going on an International Policeman Association group tour to the Virgin Island. Old Danish territory – you know. But this big birthday bang for Jens will be taking place at the hospital. Lots of testing is going to be taking place and some sort of adjustment too. All went pretty well in the Canary Island but shortly after we came back it started to go down hill. At the moment, it’s going a bit rough for him.
Though my birthday included many exotic destinations, I only got as far as pushing packages to and from the planes. My feet never left the ground as I waved good-bye to all the passengers going to warm, windless places. I do, however, have the following 4 days off.
So instead of traveling to the Caribbean , Jens bought himself a different kind of travel for his birthday – A car! For my birthday he bought me a chauffeur uniform.
Just as a friendly reminder…..It’s never too late or too early to send birthday greetings in monetary form to either me and/or Jens to help pay for our new wheels or at least a tank of petrol. All major credit cards accepted as well as non-major credit cards, personal checks, third party checks, pension checks, tax return checks, food stamps, blue-chip stamps, your grandmother's jewelery and of course my all time favorite – wads of hard cold cash. Send to:
Pimp My Ride Foundation,
Gladiolusvej 4,
2300 Copenhagen – S,
Denmark
Attention: bicycle looser.
Bicycle Fun Fact: Jens counted the amount of work days in a year, multiplied it by the number of years that I work at the airport and my earlier post office job near the airport. He excluded the 4 winter months I took the bus when living on Vesterbrogade. Over the last 14 years, the amount of miles I rode add up to the length of the equator PLUS the distance from Copenhagen to Brussels. It’s no wonder I have sore knees and butt.
OK…. also this week is Halloween festival in Tivoli. I snapped a few pictures that I was able to squeeze out of my broken camera. And now I have to absolutely buy a new one.
The first 4 pix are all taken from the main entrance to Tivoli.
Just beyond the entrance is a small music stage that has been turned into a little shop. The 1950's circle design has been cleverly turned into a spider web.
Next is the make shift pumpkin patch and then just beyond that on the lawn in front of restaurant Nimb are the results from a pumpkin contest.
Here are the 7 biggies.
And the winner is this huge pumpkin, weighing in at 275 kilos which is equal to 607 pounds.
This year Tivoli put on a big Halloween show on the main stage.
Here in Tivoli they set up a lot of booths selling everything from Halloween spooky spiders to lunch and cocktails, hats and sweaters. The booths are all decorated very special and individually.
I think this one was my favorite.
A haunted windmill.

Bats and pumpkin-men in the beautiful golden autumn trees.
I don't know where they keep it during the rest of the year but this ride is brought out only for Halloween and Christmas. It is standing where there is normally a beautiful water fountain.
Here are a few shots from the stage show. It was really cute and sweet. Geared for children but fun for everyone.
Here is a video clip of the stage performance. The witches are for the Halloween event.
Columbine and Harlequin are main stays of Tivoli who perform a special technique type of pantomime dance.
Tivoli has a real magical feel to it. The next pix has nothing to do with Halloween. I just had to add in this shot of the lakeside lamp.
Keep an eye on the lamp.
It's the small things that makes Tivoli special.
One of the sweet and charming restaurants framed in by the autumn leafs and the town hall tower. And another swirling lamp in the foreground.
Here again is a swirling lamp and the new wild Vertigo ride that opened this season.
God bless sweet Andy. He was hiding in the kitchen, whipping up a triple layer chocolate cream cake with crushed walnuts. Jens told Andy the story about a guy at work telling another guy at work that I was turning 54 years old and the guy believed him. That bummed me out so Andy decided to give me back a few years. I took these pix with my cell phone so they are not so clear but look what Andy did with the Five and the One.
Rich and creamy and I couldn't say no to a 3rd serving.

Friday after picking up the car we were supposed to go out to have my birthday dinner but I ended up feeling rather sick and put it off until the following day. Jens and Bounty have now already been on several park trips but our first big outing in our new "Pimp-mobile" was to this
countryside inn on the banks of the Roskilde Fjorde. It's the building with the blue awnings. The site is in Danish but you can click onto the menu - it's in English too. I had number 17 and 2o and it was fannnnnntastic.