Last night Jens said to me as we turned off the lights and got ready for dreamland, "I wonder if the harbor is going to freeze over?"
I answered with big frightful eyes, "I hope not!".
"Why?" he asked, as if my hope was a totally strange request.
"Because then it means that it is REALLY cold", I answered, as if it was tropically warm.
Then I woke up to this:
Could somebody please pass me my electric underwear?
Friday, February 3, 2012
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2 comments:
I have your electric blanket. Now
come and get it.
Mom
My step-father Stan has been quilting and making things w/mylar...that wonderfully reflective material used in lightweight mirrors (for hanging over beds-yes I had one in MPLS...lol) and Space Blankets...he's been using it for the space blanket idea...he made me a proto-type vest w/a flannel inside and a synthetic lambskin outside...which proved to be too bulky...so the new ones are just flannel in & out w/the mylar in between...made my friend Jim's dog Lex a doggie blanket...Lex was afraid of the krinkling but I know one he gets used to it, he's going to love it...
Now...the point...(yes, you have taken after me! LOL) I don't know if electric underwear would be the wise choice, BUT...I could ask Stan to whip up a pair of drawers for you...space boxers...you would krinkle a bit while walking, sitting, getting up...moving in any way, shape or fashion, but your buns would toasty as hell!
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