Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Wurst Christmas Ever !!


The wurst ---------->
Well folks.......
It's been a while since my last posting. A few things have been going on here since Easter (my last posting) but it's the house that has been taking all of my time. And when I say all of my time, I mean ALL of my time.

By now you have received my Lübeck Christmas greeting. If not, then the mail man is a goon and I will be happy to resend it to you if you so would like to read it. I can send it via e-mail or snail mail.

But for now, let me give you a re-cap slash up-date......

Christmas-Scrooge Eddie would rather do away with X-mas all together than to have to paint on a smile and pass out extremely expensive gifts. This may explain my frown lines and the present that you are not getting from me again this year.

As mentioned - I got some junk mail telling about a bus tour to Germany's Christmas village, Lübeck. It's claimed to be the largest Christmas village in northern Europe. So when I got there, I was expecting big fancy trees, snowmen, santas, dancing elfs, endless strings of Christmas lights and all the fixin's that are displayed only in the month of December.

But to my surprise, this was not the case. Actually I was taken aback at the lack of gaudy decorations. Most shops and homes had very little in the way of decorations, if any at all. Most of the Christmas displays were concentrated at the town hall square and on the pedestrian street.

But even so.... the atmosphere was amazingly Christmassy that it made you swear that you will be coming back again next year too. I spent a lot of time on the little town hall square walking round and round looking at all the junk for sale. Some of it from China and some of the most fascinating wooden figures hand carved from the Germans themselves. (I of course bought the Made in China stuff and amazingly, none of it is for you - ha ha) OK but seriously.... I wanted to buy everything! But since I'm a bit Scroogish, I spent my cold Christmas Cash on the German hand made delicacies - namely: Bratwurst and punch.

I spent a great amount of time walking outside of the Christmas center and into the neighborhood area. The architecture is amazing and if you read the web site that I mentioned in the X-mas letter, then you will know why the building have stepped facades. I was so overwhelmed by the cuteness of it all that I would really love to go back one day and share the experience with you - yes you! And once again this link should take you to a short film of Lübeck so you can see it for yourself.

So ok... I will let you do more searching on your own if time and interest allow. If not, then - Scrooge you! ha ha - OK but seriously.... let me just say that I hope your Christmas is/was wonderful and hope you have a wonderful and happy new year.

xoxox -
Spaghetti

The first picture up at the top is where I bought many mouth watering bratwurst.
You can click onto the pix to make them larger.

This next pix is one of many statues that are throughout the town. This one is on the west bridge which is what I had to cross to get from my hotel room to the Christmas village. I wanted a room in the center of town but I could only get the room for one night. The village was pretty much book up throughout the holiday season. But not to worry. My hotel was only 6 hotels away from the village and it was kind of neat too have to cross the bridge. It made it feel like more of an adventure.

The pix are in random order because I really don't know what i am doing.



This is the back side of the town hall but the back side runs along the walking street, where a lot of vendors set up their Christmas stands.









Here are some building near the bridge that I crossed daily. You can see the bridge in the background.





Inside one of the churches there were carolers singing as tourist stroll past the Christmas stands and booths inside this rather large church. As I understand it, the church was built by the homeless for the homeless as there are small room dormitories in one of the wings. In these small rooms were arts and crafts and Christmas items for sale.




Outside, there are very colorful displays of candy and sweets for sale.











Standing at the town hall looking up at the Christmas tree with church towers in the background.









Along with my bratwurst I bought punch - as the Germans call it.
It's hot and spicy and if you drink enough of it, it will punch you up side the noggin.







This is from a window display in the famous candy shop. It's a scene from the German fairytale about Hansel and Gretel; while wondering aimlessly lost in a forest, they happen upon the wicked witch's ginger bread house. Everything in this scene - from the dark sky, the pine trees and figures, the ginger bread house and all of it's decorations - is actually made of marzipan - all of it. And since marzipan is rather expensive you could say that this is an expensive piece of art.



I am taking this pix facing the outward direction of the north gate.










From this rotisserie I had to try one of those delicious fire baked ham sandwiches with grilled onions and mustard.









Just after crossing the bridge from my hotel I come to the west gate.







The colorful sweets go on forever.






I was like a child again as I passed by this puppet museum on a little cobble stone side street. Notice the dolls looking out of the windows and the details in the museum sign.







Another candy booth at the Christmas village on the town hall square.






Throughout the churches there were amazing limestone-chalk paintings on the walls and ceilings.














This looks like a cardboard cut-out of me but I really was there. It's just heavily worked because the flash and focus didn't work right so I came out more like a silhouette. But it's really me standing on the river bank at the south end of the island looking toward the major cathedral.





Standing at the upper west side of the island facing some of the beautiful buildings.










In one of the churches you could make your own bee's wax Christmas candle souvenir.








More of the beautiful wall paintings with carved wooden figures for the 10 praying stations.








There is an abundance of restaurants to choose from.














This is the famous Niederegger shop and restaurant. It is here where the marzipan art is in the windows. You could actually put on a few pounds just standing at the front door of the place.











This is the inside of the candy shop and it was in strong contrast with all the other shops as the Christmas decorations were over the top.








Here are some of the amazing private home in Lübeck.









Here you can go for a spin and throw up all that marzipan, bratwurst and punch and do it all over again.












One of the fancy delicatessens.









More amazing cathedral paintings from many years ago.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Happy Easter











Spring has finally sprung here in DK. Though it has been record warm all winter long, we have only seen the sun for just a few hours total. But in the last few days there has been a nice spread of sunshine to help drag me up and out of my depression. So last weekend i took a walk to the park with the pooch. Here are a few snaps - Enjoy!





















After walking the dog i came home to lunch that Jens was making for us and our weekend guest. Jens asked if i could help set the table. I took out a cheap 2 dollar, single use salt shaker that my mother gave me, out of the cabinet and it slipped between my fingers and fell right onto the the edge of a $220 plate. Yes $220 - look it up on the net if you don't believe me. Thank goodness the salt shaker didn't break. Anyway, the table and the food was so beautiful I had to take a picture and share it with you. It was so delicious i had to eat it myself - It was fresh Danish baked bread with loads of shrimp from Greenland served on hand painted royal porcelain. Salt and Peper shakers from Cost Co. and Carlsberg beer glasses imported to Denmark from a tourist souviner shop in Solvang California.










And Now.......


And now i would like to take this moment to wish you all a Happy Easter. If you are in the mood for some Easter music then sing this song. It's one that i use to sign a lot and it was fun to sing it. It's still a great song. Whether or not you believe in it - well that's a different story - but the song is still great.


Easter Song
2nd Chapter of Acts

Hear the bells ringing
They’re singing that we can be born again
Hear the bells ringing
Their singing that Christ is risen from the dead
The angel upon the tombstone said He is risen
Just as He said
Quickly now, go tell His disciples that Jesus Christ is no longer dead
Joy to the world
He is risen
Hallelujah
He’s risen
Hallelujah
He’s risen
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Hear the bells ringing
They’re singing that we can be born again
Hear the bells ringing
Their singing that Christ is risen from the dead
The angel upon the tombstone said He is risen
Just as He said
Quickly now, go tell His disciples that Jesus Christ is no longer dead
Joy to the world
He is risen
Hallelujah
He’s risen
Hallelujah
He’s risen
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah!


This really is a great song to hear and sing - if you like church songs. You can get it on CD. Just search for The Easter Song and or 2nd Chapter of Acts.

Ok and today i was just totally mesmerized with the IMAX movie Cosmic Voyage narrated by Morgan Freeman and nominated for 2 Oscars in 1997. It will make you realize just how small your understanding of god is. It's soooooo much more than a Easter bunny and chocolate egg. Or for that matter a tacky Mel Gibson film containing enough blood to fill a bank. But Ok - maybe all this is a bit too metaphysical for such a blog site.

Anyway... you can get your copy of The Easter Song on CD, Cosmic Voyage on DVD and The Passion of Christ on DVD all at Amazon.com - check it out for yourself.

OK - Next ! -


Coming Up !

International Parkinson's day/week - depending upon where you live. World Parkinson's Day commemorates the birthday, April 11, of Dr. James Parkinson, who established the condition as a clinical entity in 1817. For more information, just type Parkinson's in your search engine. You will find more information than you can "shake" a stick at.

Ok that's it for now. Lots of chocolate bunnies to you -
Eddie Spaghetti

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

Happy Birthday Bounty



My name is Bounty and i am now 1 year old as of February 27. Here are a few pix of me taken within the last few weeks. You can see me sleeping and snoozing away. I am also in the back yard playing in the snow - i love ice cube and ice clumps. But whatever you do - don't touch my candy and sweets. I make a great watch dog by alerting my masters when an uninvited guest pops by. Let this be your warning - I will lick you to death!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day



Celebrating 16 years of Stupid Cupid

Here is a picture of the Valentine's cake that i baked. It is delicious and i know it's heavy duty because Jens could only eat 2 slices. Jens loves loves loves cake !!!

When the doctor first gave Jens his Parkinson's medicine, the doctor told Jens that one of the negative side affects of the medicine is that it will give him bad dreams. And sure enough - that night Jens dreamt that he bumped into a baker on the busy city streets, causing the baker to drop his 7 layer cake. The baker was pissed so Jens ran and hid behind a building. He then carefully stuck his head out from around the corner to see if the baker was gone. He was and so Jens quickly ran to the cake on the sidewalk and starting eating it.

So it is a heavy duty cake - filled with fruit, port wine, butter, oil, fat, grease, cream, sugar and chemicals - just the way a cake should be :) And of course along with the cake we did cards, candles and flowers.

Hope your Valentine's Day is happy and filled with heavy duty cake.

Hugs and Kisses -
Eddie

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Finger Lickin' Good

Remember i said that the Cock-man lost the case and would have to pay court fees of 9,000 Kr. - and remember i said that i thought the price was rather cheap for loosing a court case and that i was a bit worried because i that we would also get a notice that we would have to pay for our part of the case even though we were told that "looser pays all"?
Well...............
The phone rang a few days ago and it was our lawyer. He said to come on down and get a copy of the final report if we want to read the judge's final and official judgement of the case. "Come and get your copy of the decision now because i go on vacation tomorrow", the lawyer said. So Jens hopped on his bike and rode to the lawyer's office. As he handed Jens an envelope with the papers inside, the lawyer said to Jens, "my wife and i would gladly accept an arrangement". Jens looked like a big question mark. "Just read the papers and you will understand", said the lawyer to Jens' confused look.
Jens peddled home and he read the papers to me. The lawyer had included a French recipe to a countryside dish made of rooster. We had a good laugh of that and continued to read the judgement. Which is, as you know, that the cock man has to get rid of his bird within 14 days - that's today folks. So tomorrow it should be cock-a-doodle-do free. And he had to promise not to get a replacement cock. But to our very big surprise he does not have to pay 9,000 kr. - he has to pay 19,000 kr. That's
nineteen thousand crowns! (approx. $3,300) ohmigod - he really is a looser! And we are laughing all the way to his bank.

Monday, February 5, 2007

The Sky is Falling - The Sky is Falling

"The sky is falling" - The sky is falling" cried Chicken Little. But come next Monday, Chicken Little wont be making a peep - much less a cock-a-doodle-doo.

Just when we thought it was all over, our sky was falling too. Little by little the ceiling in the living room started making it's way south - to the carpet. We actually got to the point where we stopped having guest over for fear of the ceiling crashing down upon guest's heads. We even got a bit nervous for ourselves while watching TV on the sofa - wondering if the ceiling would fall upon us and knock us unconscious while watching "Joey" as if that alone won't make us unconscious.


We moved all the furniture out of the living room and computer area so that the carpenters could get to the ceiling without any hindrance. They said it wasn't necessary but for fear of getting dust and rock wool into the computer and sofa's, we decided to take all of the furniture out of the room. We thought the ceiling falling was bad enough but when we saw black circles on the carpet showing our everyday paths of walking, we knew we had to rent a steam cleaner and get cracking!

The carpenters came and worked their magic on the ceiling. Then the following day we cleaned the carpet, let it dry and started in on the walls with filling holes and slapping up fiberglass felt on the walls and then paint the whole schmear. And i must say.... it looks great.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Groundhog Day

It's Groundhog Day tomorrow on February 2nd.
Here is a link to a really cute Hallmark card.
But it is here on the blog spot that i would like to wish you all a
Happy Groundhog Day.

Let's hope the groundhog doesn't see his shadow so that spring will come early this year.
Have a good one -
Eddie





Hallmark card (i hope)
http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ecard|10001|10051|144455|-102001;11441;-102102||P1R4S|ecards

And a link to more too much info about Groundhog Day.
http://www.emotionscards.com/otherholidays/groundhogday.html

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

heads up !

I know you all get lots of junk mail forwarded to your mail box. Someone at the other end says: Normally i don't send this stuff BUT.... this was really specially or funny or interesting or.........
Well now thanks to the blog spot i don't have to send junk to your mailbox and fill it up. I can just let you know here at the blog spot that there is some junk mail that I'd like for you to see if you have the time. If you like magic then you will love this French magic. Don't worry about not speaking or understanding French. You'll get it right away. You really will enjoy this and be totally amazed. Please click onto the following link. I hope it works as i am still learning how to do all this fancy stuff. It's not as easy as e-mail where you just write 3 times w.

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/search/jerome%20murat/video/xygip_jerome-murat

Enjoy and let me know how Frenchy does it.
Hugs -
Eddie

Monday, January 29, 2007

Chicken Little

Some of you may remember the beginning of the story and i am here to tell you how it all ended. Here is the story in the quick version:

November 2005 - I returned to Copenhagen from a 21 year old birthday party in Las Vegas. We heard the funny sounds of a baby rooster coming from the neighbor's yard. It sounded sick really but Jens told me it was learning how to crow. We didn't make much of it since New Years was on its way and we just figured the weirdo neighbor was going to have bird for New Years Eve dinner. New Years Eve 2006 came and gone but the bird was still there. After begging our neighbor to please get rid of that damn noisy thing, we finally had to take him to court. He was more than happy to go because his childhood friend, now a lawyer, was going to stick it to us. Long story short we got ourselves a lawyer who specializes in chicken-neighbor feuds. Bet you didn't know there was such a thing - right?

Our lawyer and the neighbor's lawyer put themselves together and set a date with the judge. We would have to wait 12 months before going to court. The court date was set for the middle of November. Our side (me, Jens and our neighbors to the right) had one witness and one representative from the home owners association. Our lawyer was a retired judge, in his early 80's, way over weight, kind of greasy looking and boring to listen to. I even saw the judge falling asleep a few times.

Their side had 8 witnesses - all in favor of the keeping the bird, claiming that it was cosy. And the childhood lawyer was in his late 50's, attractive, lively and even i enjoyed listening to him.


Let me tell you folks - if you never lived next door to a rooster, you should know it's not like the corn flakes commercial. The bird goes on and on and on. Each session last on average of 20 minutes and each session comes around every 45 to 90 minutes. ALL DAY LONG!

Our homer owner association rules clearly state that no one may have on their property any animal(s) that is irritating for the surrounding neighbors. The neighbor with the bird claimed that our homer owner association rules violated the county rules. And that is what they were going to present in the court case.

And just exactly what do the county rules say? It clearly states that these (the county rules) are general rules - so be sure to talk with your neighbors first to find out if it is ok with them because your home owner association rules may prevent you from having roosters and or chickens if your neighbors make a complaint against you.

The court case comes to an end and the judge tells us that he will make his decision and let us know the verdict January 29 2007 - that's today. Our lawyer called today to give us the judge's verdict. The neighbor has to get rid of the bird within 2 weeks and agree not to get a replacement bird. Oh - and he has to pay for the court case - which the judge says is 9000 Kr. Our lawyer says that is too low of a price and it does seem low to me so we may have to pay for part of the court cost ourselves. But as long as he gets rid of that screaming bird, I'll be happy.

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Floor Whore

OK - here we go.
Something new for me and something new for you.

For those of you who got an earlier e-mail last August, you undoubtably remember the freak rain storm and the flooding we had in the basement. And for those of you who didn't get the e-mail or who failed to read the e-mail, let me just say quickly: We had a flood in the basement.

So weather or not you got the e-mail, let it be clear - we had a flood in the basement - ha ha. In September the insurance adjuster came to see the damage. In October she said we would be covered. In November the floor man came out to see the damage and give us a time in December when he could get started laying the new floor. We thought after Christmas would be best. That's now.

Last Wednesday the floor man came and delivered boxes of new flooring and said that the wood would have to "breath" in the room for a few days. The following Monday - just 3 days ago - he got started. Presto arresto - the floor was done the next day. And it looks beautiful too.

But what a pain, folks - we have been scraping and scraping and scraping paint off of the floor in the rest of the basement and it's sloooooooooooing going.

Ok - that was that blog. Hopefully i will learn more about this blog thing and let you find my stories here instead of me filling your e-mail boxes.

Hugs and Kisses -
Eddie